15th August 2009

THE INDEPENDENCE FOOTBALL FINALS (siliguri), BEETH GENDA VS SHIV MANDIR

local futball finals(beeth genda VS shivmandir),cousin sellin tickets(5 bucks apiece),crowd sweatin,crowd gettin ruff,luks like rain,crowd diss'd,head hurtin,ass worse(no seats),special guests(ladies in saree) take the field,kick ball around,i choke,commentator comments,crowd cheers,crowd makes catcalls,cattle takes field,crowd wild,guy punches calf,crowd applauds,crowd burts crackers,monks join in,match still due
(took a break,wrote the first part)

went back to field,previous seat (rock) already occupied,Match begins 4 pm,saw only 8/10ths of the game , the other 2/10 ths of the view is blocked by jumping monks. During the half time,commentator annouces lottery results, small fight breaks out in one corner.Chickens join the field after half time, nobody bothers.Commentator silent during the entire match,except a couple of times when the spectators enter the field and once to warn the people squatting on the club roof that there is an electrical line behind them and that shud anything go wrong the club will not be held responsible.
match results Bg 1 - Sm 1,Bg wins in penalty shootout 3-2.

THE INCIDENTS AND THE COMMENTS THAT FOLLOWED :
1 )DURING KICK OFF:
"abo yahlow le jaadoo dekhaucha hai"
now the yellow (yahlow)team will show magic.

2)BEETH GENDA SCORES :
"keeeee meetho hali deo hau"
that goal was sweet!!

3)PLAYER KICKS AND MISSES BALL:
"yoh le chai chepara khaye cha"
this guy has eaten a lizard.
(i have no clue wot the connection was)
"yoh jhatha lai chai kina khelako?"
why are you letting this pubic hair (player) play?

4)KEEPER SHOOTS BALL,BALL DOSENT GO VERY FAR:
"laaa ehle tah aju bhaat khaye na kya?"
oooh,i dont think this fellow ate rice today

5)PLAYER SHOOTS OVER THE POST:
"tero laagi chai abo GOAL POSE maaaaathi po bannaunu hola ho?"
should we make a higher goal post for you?
"eh le bhaat besi khaye cha"
this fellow has eaten too much rice

6)BEETH GENDA PLAYER GETS INJURED:
"apuuuiii luuuuu,OYE RAFREE, eh le chai EKTING gareko hai"
ohhh see,YOU REFREE, this fellow is acting(ekting)

7)SHIV MANDIR EQUALISES:
"aamamamamam, yoh match chai GOD GEEF ho hai"
wow! this match is god's gift

"keeee meetho hali deo hai?"
wasnt that goal sweet?

"abo chai UURGEENOL mech suru bhayo"
now the original match (mech)has begun.

8)MATCH ENDS IN DRAW:
"abo chai PLANTIC huncha"
now there will be a penelty kick (PLANTIC) shoot-out

9)DURING PENALTY SHOOT-OUT:
"malai tah kosto chum-chum bhai sakyo"
i am feeling like i have ants in my pants

10)SHIVMANDIR PLAYER MISSES PENALTY:
"dubaaaaayoooo chutiya le"
the fucker has sunk the ship

"thuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

iiiiiya"
i spit on you

11)GAME ENDS:
"amamamamamam , daaaaaaaaammmmmi bhayo MECH chai"
wow, the match (mech) was really superb

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